{"id":572,"date":"2010-03-23T12:12:01","date_gmt":"2010-03-23T19:12:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.domainnoob.com\/blog\/?p=572"},"modified":"2011-09-30T15:15:08","modified_gmt":"2011-09-30T22:15:08","slug":"inane-domain-names-inanedomainnames-com","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.domainnoob.com\/blog\/2010\/03\/inane-domain-names-inanedomainnames-com\/","title":{"rendered":"Inane Domain Names &#8211; InaneDomainNames.com"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m starting a collection of inane domain names. InaneDomainNames.com will resolve to this page on the blog. If it generates enough interest I&#8217;ll move it to it&#8217;s own site at some point. Please send me your favorite Inane Domain Names (and why you think they&#8217;re inane)!<\/p>\n<p>TaskRabbit.com? Are you kidding me? Task + Rabbit = TaskRabbit! Perfect Tommy, fire up the bong!<\/p>\n<p>Andy Sack, a smart, successful VC, and co-founder of VC fund and incubator <a title=\"Founder's Co-op\" href=\"http:\/\/www.founderscoop.com\/\">Founder&#8217;s Co-op<\/a>, recently ran <a href=\"http:\/\/asack.typepad.com\/a_sack_of_seattle\/2011\/06\/wtf-revenueloan-changed-its-name-to.html\" target=\"_blank\">a few article<\/a>s on the difficulty of re-branding Revenue Loans. He painted the picture of he and his team of developers burning the midnight oil for weeks trying to come up with a name that the &#8216;domain squatters&#8217; hadn&#8217;t snatched up. In the end they chose Lighter Capital. I must say I was highly underwhelmed and, but for the remark in the comments suggesting a cigarette lighter would make a great logo, had forgotten the name by the time I closed the tab. Why would a VC with millions of dollars at his disposal tie up his time and the time of his development team for upwards of three weeks trying to come up with a very average available domain? Why not invest some cash and get something really cool! Honestly, IMO, Andy didn&#8217;t just come up with an average name, but he sent a signal to potential future partners about his priorities.<\/p>\n<p>Just listened to a great <a title=\"cbc.ca\/Spark\" href=\"http:\/\/www.cbc.ca\/spark\/2011\/06\/full-interview-usman-haque-on-pachube\/\">interview<\/a> with the founder of <a href=\"http:\/\/pachube.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Pachube.com<\/a>, pronounced &#8220;Patch Bay&#8221; throughout the interview. [Wow! The very day I post this <a href=\"http:\/\/eu.techcrunch.com\/2011\/07\/20\/logmein-acquires-internet-of-things-startup-pachube-for-15m-in-cash\/\">TechCrunch announces<\/a> that Pachube has been acquired by LogMeIn for $15MM.]<\/p>\n<p>An <a title=\"Boston Startups Deadpool\" href=\"http:\/\/bostinnovation.com\/2010\/12\/29\/boston-startups-2010-deadpool\/\">article<\/a> I read today suggest we bow our heads for a handful of startups that fell into the deadpool in 2010. While I am not even suggesting that there is a direct corollary between their names and what happened, it is interesting to note that the domains themselves are probably worthless. <strong>Wattzy UserMojo YouCastr Riotvine Sponty Shortbord Rangle.me Geolenz<\/strong> If you can&#8217;t find a genius available domain (Hipmunk comes to mind) you can get a pretty good domain for a couple of grand. Your name is <a title=\"Your Name is Social Proof Number One\" href=\"http:\/\/www.domainnoob.com\/blog\/2010\/08\/startup-social-proof-number-one-your-domain-name\/\">social proof number one<\/a> &#8211; resist the urge to build out on a crappy available domain.<\/p>\n<p>This just in. Kevin Rose is launching a subscription email newsletter. Granted, once you&#8217;re signed up you&#8217;ll probably never have to see it again, but for the purposes of talking about it at least he&#8217;s got to have a url. It&#8217;s being called Foundation, but the url is <a title=\"Kevin Rose's Foundation\" href=\"http:\/\/foundat.io\/n\">foundat.io\/n<\/a>. I think that actually raises the bar! Top that inane domain namers!<\/p>\n<p>25 million in venture capital so far and the best we can do is <a title=\"Blekko on Wired\" href=\"http:\/\/www.wired.com\/epicenter\/2010\/11\/blekko-launches\/\" target=\"_blank\">Blekko.com<\/a>. Are you kiddin&#8217; me?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m overwhelmed. Just watched <a title=\"Thiw Week In Venture Capital Jason Calacnis Mark Suster\" href=\"http:\/\/thisweekin.com\/thisweekin-venture-capital\/\" target=\"_blank\">ThisWeekInVentureCapital<\/a> and one after another Mark Suster is rolling out these recently funded multimillion dollar companies whose names are, IMO, horrific!<br \/>\nXobni.com \u00a0 Sendgrid.com \u00a0 Swipely.com \u00a0 Assistly.com Burstly.com Telepart.com? Earlier in the day Jason Calacanis talked about paying @$18k for ThisWeekIn.com (for his network of shows). He gets it! A good name is going to cost you a little dough. If VCs are pouring in cash- stop! Get a new name! Your customers will thank you- they won&#8217;t be embarrassed telling their friends about you (and then spelling the url, and then spelling it again).<\/p>\n<p>10\/20\/10 Deal site Postabon.com relaunched today as <a href=\"http:\/\/SignPost.com\" target=\"_blank\">SignPost.com<\/a>. Nice! Are we seeing a pattern emerge- startup-&gt; traction -&gt; Angel round -&gt; more traction -&gt;A round &#8211; NEW DOMAIN NAME!<\/p>\n<p>Sorry, even the press articles covering the launch are calling it unvarnished.com, but it&#8217;s actually <a title=\"GetUnvarnished ?!!\" href=\"http:\/\/www.GETunvarnished.com\" target=\"_blank\">GETunvarnished.com<\/a> I feel for these guys, that&#8217;s one crappy domain name. [Update 10\/19\/10 There is a god! Unvarnished has just changed its name to <a title=\"Honestly.com story on TechCrunch\" href=\"http:\/\/techcrunch.com\/2010\/10\/19\/unvarnished-honestly-kazanjy-funding\/\" target=\"_blank\">Honestly.com<\/a>. Thank You!]<\/p>\n<p>Kevin Rose just sent out a <a title=\"Kevin Rose formspring.me tweet\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/kevinrose\/statuses\/10890976104\" target=\"_blank\">tweet<\/a> announcing his investment in a new startup. He links to a <a title=\"formspring.me NY Times article\" href=\"http:\/\/bits.blogs.nytimes.com\/2010\/03\/18\/spring-brings-funding-for-formspringme\/\" target=\"_blank\">NY Times article<\/a> about said startup. I&#8217;m just sayin&#8217;, if Kevin Rose is investing in you and the NY Times is writing about you it&#8217;s probably too late to change your domain\/company name, but give me a break! <a title=\"formspring.me Definitely an Inane Domain Name\" href=\"http:\/\/www.formspring.me\" target=\"_self\">formspring.me<\/a>? For another question\/answer site? Amazing.<\/p>\n<p>This looks like a great product and I loved Andrew Warner&#8217;s <a title=\"Andrew Warner interviews Harry Lin at Mixergy.com\" href=\"http:\/\/mixergy.com\/evite-harry-lin\/\">Mixergy.com interview<\/a> with Harry Lin that hipped me to it but, really, <a title=\"lottay.com\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lottay.com\" target=\"_blank\">Lottay.com<\/a>? Described as a cross between lottery and latte. More like a cross between can&#8217;t spell and can&#8217;t remember. I think this was one of the situations where by the time they had some money and momentum to run with the idea, they&#8217;d actually become fond of the name.<\/p>\n<p>The <a title=\"Arrington files lawsuit over Crunchpad\" href=\"http:\/\/www.techcrunch.com\/2009\/12\/11\/crunchpad-federal-lawsuit-filed-some-additional-thoughts\/\" target=\"_blank\">Crunchpad fiasco<\/a> is ongoing, but in the meantime the manufacturer is offering the tablet pc for sale as the Joo Joo. Bad enough they don&#8217;t even own the domain name joojoo.com but doubly inane because of the <em>the<\/em>.<br \/>\n<a title=\"InaneDomainNames.com theJooJoo.com\" href=\"http:\/\/www.thejoojoo.com\" target=\"_blank\">theJooJoo.com<\/a><\/p>\n<p>This has been mentioned <a title=\"vark Name your company the same as your domain name.\" href=\"http:\/\/www.domainnoob.com\/blog\/2009\/10\/entrepreneurship-101-name-your-company-the-same-as-your-domain-name\/\" target=\"_blank\">elsewhere on the blog<\/a>. Vark itself isn&#8217;t all that bad a domain name. The problem here is that the company is called Aardvark.<br \/>\n<a title=\"InaneDomainNames.com vark.com\" href=\"http:\/\/vark.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">vark.com<\/a>. (Wow! Aardvark\/vark.com sold to Google for $50 Million! Wonder if they&#8217;ll keep the name.)<\/p>\n<p>See also: <a title=\"Good Url Bad Url\" href=\"http:\/\/goodurlbadurl.blogspot.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">http:\/\/goodurlbadurl.blogspot.com\/<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"contact\" src=\"http:\/\/www.domainnoob.com\/media\/email3.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"247\" height=\"40\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m starting a collection of inane domain names. InaneDomainNames.com will resolve to this page on the blog. If it generates enough interest I&#8217;ll move it to it&#8217;s own site at some point. Please send me your favorite Inane Domain Names (and why you think they&#8217;re inane)! TaskRabbit.com? Are you kidding me? 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